Archive for June, 2006

KEPALE MELETOP LAGI…!!!

Sunday, June 25th, 2006

WAAAAA…..!!!!!

TADI ADER ADMATE QUIZ LAGI…..

DAH LAA MASOK LOGARITIHM PLAK TUH…

MASAK LERR KEPALE AKU…

SIB BAEK JELON ADER…

BLEH TGK2 GAK…

WAHAHAHA

DA WORLD OF STEWDENT

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

PEOPLE SAID THAT BEING A STUDENT IS EASY…

HEY MAN!!ITS NOT LIKE UR THOUGHT!!.OUR LIFE IS NOT EASY LIKE OTHERS SAID

WE HAVE 2 STUDY HARD 2 SATISFY UR PARENTS N TEACHERS.

WE HAVE 2 FOLLOW ALL THE CRAPPY RULES IN DA SKOOL

LISTEN 2 DAT INSTRUCTION,

WE CAN’T DO THIS.

U MUST DO THAT.

TAECHERS GAVE US LOTZ OF HOMEWORK

IF THEY WANNA GIVE A HOMEWORK,

AT LEAST THINK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS.

SO MUCH HOMEWORK MEASN SO MUCH OF BURDEN

AT LAST,

BE BECOME A STEW!!!

WHEN DIZ CRAPPY THINGS GONNA STOP…

WHAT DA HELL

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

PONTENG…FORM 4

FIGHTING…FORM4

GEWANG KUAT2…FORM4

BLACKLIST…FORM 4

ALAMAK MENATANG PER LAA MAHER…

SKIT2 FORM4…SKIT2 FORM4

PADAHAL SEKERAT 2 JER YANG SENGAL2..

TAPI SATU FORM 4 DAPAT TAHIK

MEMANG AKU X PUAS HATI LAA…

MACAM KITORANG NIH GOLONGAN PEMBAWA MASALAH…

AKU SENDIRI PON TGK X SAMPAI 10% YANG MEMANG SENGAL…

X TAU LAA NK KATER APE….

MCM NI LAA PANDANGAN MAHER KAT BEBUDAK FORM 4

AKU HARAP PANDANGAN NI AKN BERUBAH SATU HARI NANTI…

SAJAK YANG BEST

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006

AKU ADER JUMPE SATU POEM YAG MEMANG BEST LAA KAT SATU WEBSITE…

JADI…AKU NAK SHARE R.. NGAN KORANG..

Excellent poems by not so famous poets… Found on toilet doors and walls……….

1. A budding poet trying his best…

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

2. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this…

Here I sit,
Broken hearted,
Tried to shit,
But only farted.

3. Someone who had a different experience wrote…

You’re lucky,
You had your chance,
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

4. Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in Toilets.

I came here,
To shit and stink,
But all I do,
Is sit and think.

5. There are also people who come in for a different purpose…

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls…

6. Toilet walls also double as job advertisement space……. (written high upon the wall)

If you can piss above this line,
the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

7. Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please…

8. On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated
throughout the entire performance.

9. And finally, this should teach some a lesson…
Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your Food…
Please aim properly.

PENYAKITKU KRONIK…

Monday, June 19th, 2006

Uh……

aku jadi makin malas nak study…..

x tau laa naper…

especially admate…

langsong xder mende masok dalam kepaler….

malas nak revise…

ADUH…!!!

makin kronik penyakitku….

sesaper ader ubat x???

KEPALA MELETOP…!!!!

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

waaaaa…..!!!

tadi ader admate quiz….

sakit kepaler laa…

derang pon sorang x ckp kt aku…

last2,kene r tiru j-long

wahahahah

uhuhuhuhu

UhUhUhUhU

Monday, June 5th, 2006

uhuhuhhu….dh lame x on9…YM pon xder orang…

kecewa2…